Every one of Totti's 201 Serie A goals, why there's hope for Wales against England and Liverpool Masters: still got it?
1) Roma's captain and living legend Francesco Totti proved he still has a bit left in the tank at the weekend by scoring these two goals against Fiorentina. They were his 200th and 201st in Serie A, putting him only four goals behind Roberto Baggio's record of 205. If you have a liberal boss who doesn't mind you shirking work for 45 minutes you can watch all 201 of his efforts here.
2) After knocking booze on the head and living on a vegan diet for the past two years, Mike Tyson's quite well placed to help cure addictions. Here's his one-step guide to stopping playing the iPad's Angry Birds. It all seems like a bit of good fun but, one suspects, it's a viral with an eye on promoting his new show about racing pigeons, Taking on Tyson, in which straggly one-legged homeless pigeons try to outflap racing pigeons while a guy who looks like an extra from the Sopranos tells us such useful information as: "Ya just don't get that same quality of shine with a homeless pigeon."
3) The Middlesex and England all-rounder Fred Titmus died this week, aged 79 after a long illness. He played in 53 Tests and recovered from an horrific boating accident to play for Middlesex until he was 50 years old. We can't find any footage of Fred on YouTube, but here is a clip from his last Test series ? the infamous Ashes tour of 1974-75, when England were beaten up by Dennis Lillee and Jeff Thomson. And can there be a finer tribute than having Birkenhead's prolific Half Man Half Biscuit write a song about you?
4) England travel to Cardiff on Saturday for the Euro 2012 qualifier. What could go wrong? It's not like Wales have ever thrashed England on home soil. Oh, apart from this time in 1980 when they won 4-1. Scotland also face Brazil this weekend, which is the perfect opportunity to revisit their meeting in the 1982 World Cup when David Narey kicked the sleeping lion by scoring the opening goal. The Scotland goalkeeper, Alan Rough, spent the rest of the game watching the ball sail over his head and into the net. They met again in the 1998 World Cup in France, but this time Scotland were sensible enough to take their beating.
5) Last year's Formula One season was pretty damn good, and 2011's edition kicks off in Melbourne this Sunday. For those of you looking to get in the mood, here's a montage.
6) If there's one thing six-a-side Masters tournaments prove, it's that ex-pros never lose it. Unless you're Steve McManaman, Patrick Berger and Phil Babb ...
Our favourites from last week's blog
1) Having an advert in which you're shown prematurely celebrating winning a Six Nations grand slam leaked on to the internet is quite embarrassing. But not as embarrassing as the lamest Haka ever!
2) Emanuele Giaccherini and Ihor Skoba put their names into the hat for miss of the year.
4) Alex McLeish seems like a decent bloke as he sings Flower of Scotland on the train to Putney.
5) It's nice when a training ground move comes off. What? Oh ...
6) If Borat made a film in Cardiff when Wales played England in the Six Nations it wouldn't be far off The Swedish Guide to Rugby.
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Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2011/mar/23/classic-youtube-sport-clips
